Kevin Kovid Returns!
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2021
⏱️ 54 minutes
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KEVIN "DELTA VARIANT" KOVID RETURNS! Don't call it a comeback, he's been here for years. Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news with Covid-19 itself.
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the God pod now do you cover existing conditions? Absolutely yes |
| 0:06.6 | That's one of the highlights of our healthcare program up here because I got a lot of them |
| 0:11.0 | It's a lot of pre-existing conditions. Uh, we limit pre-existing conditions to 50. Do you have more than 50? |
| 0:18.1 | Have you met me? Have you met me? |
| 0:22.5 | Plenty of people with no math |
| 0:25.5 | Oh, oh, Kevin. Do you have Kevin? No, the set of like I just showed up and I sneezed on him |
| 0:34.7 | Always on the job |
| 0:37.7 | I'm jealous of your hustle Kevin really |
| 0:41.5 | Did you like our game with her own sanded muscles? Oh, we're talking about the ending. Okay. I thought you're just talking about in general |
| 0:47.1 | If you give people a bad taste from the mouth at the end |
| 0:50.6 | What was this even all about? What were we fighting for? I mean really dexter really shout out to all the children named Daenerys |
| 1:13.3 | Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts the Good Lord with the most the one and only Almighty God |
| 1:18.9 | Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse |
| 1:23.4 | I'm here today with my pals. What's up gang? Hey, oh |
| 1:28.4 | Jesus Moses and Mary Magdalene are here with me today. I feel like we just |
| 1:33.7 | We're at the party. Yeah, on Friday night. That was amazing. Wasn't it? It was so much fun |
| 1:39.7 | It was so exciting to be able to talk to the listeners in real time for the first time |
| 1:45.1 | For podcasting. It's you know, it's very one way right but now for the first time we got to actually hear from everybody |
| 1:51.7 | It was it was really heartwarming right and I see the most comments and stuff |
| 1:56.2 | And you so y'all let's see all these comments that I see, you know, maybe but |
| 2:01.3 | It was great for me to see you all interacting with |
| 2:05.2 | With the listeners. Oh, yeah, it went not that I didn't think it would go well |
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