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Larry Miller Show

The Final Episode! Does He Drink Coffee? (2020)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Dear listeners, welcome to the last episode of The Larry Miller Show! We have really enjoyed bringing the show to you and being part of this fun with all of you. For the grand finale, since it is December, we have decided to go out with our annual holiday tradition of Larry re-telling his story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Plus, Larry does a big tribute to the late, great Sean Connery. Also, Larry tells his favorite joke of all time and recites his favorite Robert Frost poem from memory.

As you may have noticed, we haven't had a new episode in a few months. We've been unable to find a way to produce the show safely in these difficult times, as pre-production largely consists of Larry and his producer Colonel Jeff sitting in a small room for half a day, drinking decaf and talking. They talk mostly about Wagon Train, as if that's productive somehow. But that's the process.

So, we've decided it's time to roll up the old circus tent. Thanks so much for listening and thanks for all of the yuks you've given us. It's really been a lot of fun bringing you the show and getting to know so many of you for the last 11 seasons. You're a good group! Keep up the good work. And as always, nominum quid geminus?

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia.

0:06.0

It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves podcasts as much as we do. Hi folks, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:40.0

And you know, it's been a long time since we've talked and I'm glad you're here and so is

0:46.7

Colonel Jeff you know and by the way just to let you know we're outside now at Stately Miller Manor we're recording outside

0:55.9

today well for lots of reasons first of all but I just want to let you know you

1:00.6

might hear an airplane go by or a doggy come up and lick the colonel's knees

1:09.0

or something like that. And I'm not teasing about that. They like that. they're down on the little couches now but then they get up and come over and sniff and like

1:17.8

There's no way before you get married that's something I do

1:20.8

But it's nice to have Ozzy and Maggie be able to do that too, and I want to let you know that

1:25.0

that this is our grand finale.

1:32.6

We haven't spoken.

1:33.7

Good Lord, we haven't done a show in what, six months,

1:36.7

something like that.

1:37.9

And you know folks, there's a reason for that,

1:40.2

but we've missed it so much. Colonel Jeff and I were talking the other day just a couple of days ago and

1:48.5

said you know hey how about we're here it's you know still a month or two before Christmas and Hanukkah and all that, you know what?

1:57.7

Why don't we do a, well, a grand finale show?

2:02.1

And, well, as we always do tell the truth say how much we miss you

2:05.6

so that's what we're doing now I'm gonna miss podcasting so much and the

2:11.9

music I love it Colonel Jeff loves it they've been not just a background

2:16.0

they've been a huge part of our show for 11 years and with that in mind let's give

2:21.6

full credit.

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