From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Failure.

Oh, girl, we're dedicating this one to the late great Chuck Norris, who left this earth at the age of 86 today.

That's an age where most people are just getting ready to run for Congress.

But apparently Walker, Texas Ranger would rather head off to that big range in the sky then live in a world where Texas nominated a vegan for

Senate. Are you kidding me? It's a Friday. It's Fox Across America. As you can tell, we're in a very

chippy mood because I loved Chuck Norris. He started missing in action, which was a film about

the Biden presidency, if I do recall. We're going to discuss it.

Justine Brooke Murray is coming by. That's always a big damn deal.

Comedian Dave Landau will be here because this week in politics deserves nothing but our

mockery. 888-78-98-910 if you want to be a part of the show. The rules are the same every day.

You'd be a Republican and you are welcome on the show you could be a democrat we'll throw our arms wide open

the only thing we ask is that you don't be a bang happy friday you guys and yes i am in a peppy mood

i saw as you did the news that the senate says they're going to be working overtime this weekend to pass voter ID.

Whatever that means, come hell or high water.

I don't doubt the efforts being made because the Republicans saw the same CBS poll we all woke up to this morning.

80% of Americans, according to the CBS poll,

prefer showing an ID to vote. Amongst that 80% of black people prefer showing an ID to vote.

What does that mean? Chuck Schumer is a clown.

All of this race baiting, all of this Jim Crow garbage, oh, married women won't know how to vote if we get voter ID.

Have you ever heard something more insulting?

Okay, from a party that told us, by the way, oh, America won't elect a female president because it's too misogynistic. The Democrats always say that, oh, we're too misogynist for a female

president. Michelle Obama just said that a month ago. Michelle Obama said America is not ready

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