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Head in the Office

The Fight for Second Place

Head in the Office

HITO Media LLC

News, Politics

5.0801 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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The HITO BOYS gather to fill you in on the last GOP presidential debate, talk about a controversial geo-political event that once again has the online left in shambles, follow up on bad news that recently came out of Ohio, and finally teach you all about Florida's insanely regressive tax code. If you enjoy the show make sure to follow us on our social media and become a Patron!

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0:00.0

Love is in the air. Oh, yeah. Would you protest that at all? I wouldn't protest that. You know,

0:04.0

I'm a romantic myself. Yeah, at the time of recording this, we're a month away from Valentine's Day. That's right. I'm getting ready. I'm prepping. Love is in the air. And I'm glad to hear that you're prepping because Matt Walsh actually has some advice for the fellows that may be planning to get their significant other

0:19.9

a gift.

0:21.6

Oh, really?

0:22.4

I bet Matt Walsh is a real thoughtful guy.

0:24.6

I bet he's going to have some good insights on how to, you know, surprise your significant other. I actually, I think he'll surprise you with this take. Oh, really? Okay. All right. Yeah. This was making its round. So, trigger warning for Matt Walsh. Notoriously a kind, warm, welcoming guy.

0:37.8

Yeah, very, he has great takes on everything related to gender relationships.

0:41.4

I'm a fan. Straight up, I'm a fan. So here's Matt Walsh, and he's got some advice for us going into this Valentine's holiday. So let's take a listen to what he has to say. Okay. But of course, 97% of us are buying the Valentine's Day gift on the way home from work on February 14th

0:58.8

but buying a Valentine's Day gift for your wife a month early is the gayest thing you could

1:06.0

don't do that because if you get if it's january third and you tell your wife i got you

1:11.2

valentine's day gift already she's going to say i so you're gay but that kind of ruins

1:18.0

valentine's day doesn't it so fucking stupid is he gay to love your wife it's so stupid i have a

1:25.7

couple of thoughts here for like right first he's saying don. Yeah. Do not think ahead of time. Get a box of chocolates you found out right on your way home. Yeah, it's gay, apparently, too. Think what you want to get your significant other for Valentine's Day. Second, I just feel like this is so fucking lazy. Oh my God, I know. He doesn't believe this. He's just saying this because it's like women suck, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is I fucking hate my wife. Am I right, guys? And then my last feeling is like, okay, so this is, it's already lazy. It's uninspired. It's stupid. Classic conservative dribble. But some incel is going to watch this and be like, yeah, women suck. You should not think,

2:01.0

you should not put any thought into what you're going to get them for Valentine's Day or any other holiday. And it's like, no wonder nobody likes you. That's what I'm saying. Like no wonder all these people are in loveless, unhappie marriages. It's like, yeah, fellas, come on, let's be real. everybody on the way home from work, you're getting a, you're getting a box of chocolates, a discount box of chocolates and some dead flowers.

2:19.9

Yeah, like, no. If you're in a loving

2:22.4

relationship, you are putting some, at least a little bit of thought into getting somebody a gift.

2:26.7

You know, there's a, there's a, a critique you can have around like commercialism and like,

2:30.9

I don't know, the commodification of love and stuff like that. It's just another Hallmark holiday to get you to spend money. Yeah. You can have that position, but he's just saying here like, you should not put any thought behind what you get for the person you love. Yeah, he said, it's fucking gay to love your wife talking. It is fucking gay to get like a necklace. That's why I was like, I watched this. I had that reaction. You know, I laughed. I was like, this is ridiculous. But then it's just like, this is so lazy. It's so honest. Like you give this same script to Tucker Carlson. He sells it.

2:54.9

You know, I believe it. Oh, 100%. Yeah. He says it with conviction. This guy, he's going through the motions. Like, fellas, it's kind of gay. But Matt Walsh is like, that's the gayest thing you could do, at least try.

3:04.2

I'm saying, oh, my God.

3:05.3

Conservatives used to try.

3:06.6

They just don't try anymore.

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