The Fifth Hour: The Maller Travel Log - Boston Edition
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Big Ben recaps the opening chapter of his week-long Commonwealth crusade and the Maller Odyssey to Maine as only the Beethoven of B.S. can. This edition of the Fifth Hour Podcast features lighthouse lore, a Monet moment, the zombie-apocalypse starter kit, paying double for parking, McDonald’s Happy Meal Buckets, the Hype Man from Hell, and preparing for atmospheric reentry turbulence. Add in bachelor parties, naval victories, random roadside adventures, and the inside skinny from behind the microphones, and you’ve got essential weekend listening for the Maller Militia. A must-download travel log packed with chaos, comedy, oddball characters, and classic Benny Brightside storytelling.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.5 | Caboom! |
| 0:06.8 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:09.0 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.5 | Think again. |
| 0:12.5 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:15.3 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:17.3 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:19.3 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.8 | Wow. |
| 0:23.4 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.5 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:33.5 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor and you. |
| 0:41.2 | We are together again here through the magic of the podcast. |
| 0:46.7 | Did the overnight show last night. |
| 0:48.6 | Took a little bit of a pause. |
| 0:50.4 | Came in to the audio dojo, the remote studio. |
| 0:56.7 | And here we are. |
| 0:58.2 | Now, I know the podcast went up a little bit later than normal today. |
| 1:01.6 | There's reasons for that. |
| 1:02.9 | We won't get into it here. |
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