The Fifth Hour: Cloak-and-Dagger Maller Intervention
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Ben channels the spirit of Mark Twain on a wild Saturday edition of the Fifth Hour Podcast, proving once again that facts should never ruin a perfectly ridiculous story. From a cloak-and-dagger “pastry meetup” that turned into a full-blown emergency intervention with a Willie Wonka-style entrance, to tales of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow flexing historic power in Boston, this episode zigzags through the chaos of the 2026 Worcester Maller Meet & Greet. Add in Mike the Leprechaun’s one-man variety show, a sea of colorful humanity, and enough awkward social encounters to fill a documentary, and you’ve got another unforgettable Maller travel log.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:32.5 | In the air everywhere. |
| 0:36.5 | The fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor, as we hang out together on this Saturday, the 16th |
| 0:43.7 | day of May. |
| 0:45.8 | The Mallor travel log continues. |
| 0:50.6 | Not much to talk about. |
| 0:52.6 | We had a couple of NBA games on Friday night and a real doozy. |
| 0:58.2 | What a way to go out putting up a fight. |
| 1:01.2 | The Minnesota Timberwolves, boy, chance to force a game seven in the NBA playoff series there at Target Center |
| 1:14.7 | and the Minnesota basketball team fell behind by as many as 37. |
| 1:20.8 | They did trim the lead down to 30 as San Antonio Maliwopped the Minnesota basketball team. |
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