If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough, think again.

He's the last remnants of the old republic.

A sole bastion of fairness.

He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

Wow.

The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now.

In the air everywhere.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor and Danny G.

Not the original recipe.

The podcast, see, the weekend podcast is extra crunchy.

It's got a little extra crunch to it on the weekends.

But we are here hanging out on a Saturday, the second day of March, as we've already

moved in to date to it.

That usually happens after day one, as we've got you covered all, well, at least for the

next half hour or so on the podcast, celebrating national banana cream pie day, which is

the king of the pie.

That's the king of the pie, nanny.

I used to think I was naive as a child.

I thought that the apple pie was the king of the pie, but a properly made banana

cream pie is amazing.

And there's a, the greatest banana cream pie I've had actually a little diner in Manhattan,

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