If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough, think again.

He's the last remnants of the old republic.

A sole bastion of fairness.

He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

Wow.

The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now.

In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with Ben Mallor and Danny G.

As we kick off a brand spanking new month.

Happy March as we flip the calendar, a brand new month here of fun.

And we are both celebrating a big day today, Danny, as we like to look at goofy holidays.

It's National Day of Unplugging today, which I don't think we're unplugging by doing this podcast.

And anyone who is listening to this podcast is also not unplugging.

So technically we're not celebrating National Day of Unplugging, but it is today the first day of March 24.

So you're supposed to unplug all of your devices.

Oh, I thought it was getting the plunger and fixing your toilet.

Well, you can do that also if you want. If you want to like eat a really hearty meal and just clog up your toilet, you can do that.

But it is technically a day to get off all those annoying devices with your iPhone or whatever, you know, electric device you're using.

You don't have an iPhone.

You have an Android, whatever you might have.

So it's a global day of unplugging, which is not, is not honored at all.

Danny, how many days are you do you actually unplug from electronic devices?

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