The Fifth Hour: Round Table Benny
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Ben Maller pulls up a chair at the Round Table and explains why this was his destiny—kings, commoners, and burger flippers all welcome. It’s a tale of timing, thrift, and a perfectly circular stroke of karma. Then, Maller flips the script and unloads on Coachella, tracing its journey from gritty, anti-establishment roots to the full-blown Influencer Olympics—selfie sticks, sponsored vibes, and corporate cash running the show. From backyard wins to big-business takeovers, it’s a classic Maller monologue with bite. Like, follow, and subscribe for more unfiltered audio mayhem on the Fifth Hour podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.9 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.3 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:10.9 | Think again. |
| 0:11.9 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.6 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.6 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.7 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.2 | Wow. |
| 0:22.8 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:26.9 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:33.0 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor and you there, |
| 0:41.6 | we're hanging out side by side. |
| 0:43.8 | Happy Saturday to you as we are one week away, one week from today. |
| 0:50.6 | The big Mallor meet and greet Today, the 18th of April. |
| 0:54.5 | And next Saturday, we're coming to the Cincinnati area. |
| 0:59.1 | Cannot wait. |
| 1:00.1 | Hopefully you will be able to attend if you're in that region, if it's geographically |
| 1:04.3 | desirable. |
| 1:06.0 | Mentioned on the Friday podcast, we've had a bunch of RSVPs. |
| 1:10.1 | This looks like it's going to be a pretty good crowd. And again, I'm always, I always give the same disclaimer. I'm going to give it seven more times before the event that, hey, I don't know who's going to show up. I've done some of these where very few people show up. I've done some where they're huge crowds. We've had big crowds in Boston, Vegas. We've had some big ones in L.A. We had a great crowd in Seattle when we were up there. So you never know. You never know who's going to show up. And that's the beauty of the Mallor meet and greets. They're not promoted. They're, they just kind of happen. |
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