The Fifth Hour "Diet Coke Skullduggery" Mail Bag
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Ben Maller clocks back into the audio sweatshop and opens up the Fifth Hour mailroom for another wild edition of the Maller Mail Bag. Listener questions fly in from all directions — tongues, robot warriors, churros, Diet Coke, introvert life, and Ben’s alleged psychic powers as a distant cousin of Nostradamus (and drinking buddy of Nostradeanus). Nothing is off limits, everything is fair game, and the answers are equal parts wisdom and nonsense. It’s chaotic, it’s weird, it’s the Fifth Hour. Like, subscribe, follow, and tell a friend — word of mouth is the real MVP!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:32.9 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor, and a happy Sunday to you. |
| 0:41.9 | It is the 19th day of April. |
| 0:44.9 | We are now in the week of the Mallor meet and greet. |
| 0:49.3 | And we've got the mailbag coming up here momentarily. |
| 0:52.1 | I did want to mention today is a very important holiday. |
| 0:58.1 | National garlic Day is today. |
| 1:02.2 | Some would say this is the most important holiday. |
| 1:04.6 | I wish I was in Gilroy to celebrate National Garlic Day properly, a town that smells like garlic that just gives the |
| 1:15.0 | delicious, wonderful odor there. The garlic capital of the world in Gilroy. Today, |
| 1:23.8 | National Garlic Day, you know my love of garlic if you've listened over the years |
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