The Fifth Hour: Robin Hood Maller
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 865 Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Ben turns a family trip to an amusement park with nephew Jude into a full-blown game of Mortal Kombat! Along the way, there's elementary-school pizza courtesy of "Doris," lemonade with no lemons, and an Apple Watch-fueled adventure. Ben transforms into an artificially flavored Robin Hood, taking down Bernie Madoff at the Hedge Fund game, before embarking on a scavenger hunt to save the 2026 NFL Book'em. Add in Hollaring James breathing, wheezing, and farting simultaneously, and you've got peak Benfoolery. Subscribe, like, and enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:32.9 | In the air everywhere. |
| 0:36.5 | The fifth hour with me, Ben Mather and you. |
| 0:39.5 | We are reunited in the audio sweatshop here. |
| 0:43.3 | It is Saturday, the sixth day of June. |
| 0:46.8 | The content does not stop. |
| 0:50.1 | It is national yo-yo day today, which is apparently a thing. |
| 0:54.9 | When I was a kid, we did have the yo-yo. |
| 0:59.9 | And that's because we didn't have the video games. |
| 1:03.4 | We had archaic video games. |
| 1:05.5 | We didn't have iPhones. |
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