The Fifth Hour: Mike The Leprechaun Mail Bag!
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 865 Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
On the Fifth Hour, Mike the Leprechaun — the only known human walking the planet with a permanent Ben Maller Show tattoo — drops by the remote studio for a Sunday Funday verbal workout in the audio sweatshop. The boys crack open a jam-packed mailbag and wander deep into the wilderness of listener questions. Topics include America’s most passive-aggressive roadway, the tragedy of low-quality hot dog buns, pajamas, bacteria-infected mosquitoes, Super El Niño, flesh-eating parasites, mummified human bread, and other strange corners of the universe. It’s a buffet of oddities, laughs, and random knowledge only the Fifth Hour can provide. Subscribe, follow, and spread the word!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | Caboom! |
| 0:06.3 | If you thought four hours a day. |
| 0:08.2 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Baller, and it is a Sunday, the seventh day of June. |
| 0:20.3 | And that means it is time for the mailback. |
| 0:22.4 | So without further ado, I'm not going to sit here and waste time, |
| 0:24.6 | give you all these dopey holidays that are happening today. |
| 0:27.6 | Instead, Ohio Al, get me in the mood, Ohio, Al. |
| 0:32.7 | It's in the bay. |
| 0:43.3 | And his mailbag. In the bag, Benzmail bank. All right. |
| 0:47.3 | Now, you might be hearing some ambient noise in the background. |
| 0:52.3 | That is not in the remote studio where I am sitting in right now. That is not in the remote studio, where I am sitting in right now. |
| 0:56.3 | That is not in the remote studio on this seventh day of June. |
| 1:01.0 | Instead, we welcome in. |
| 1:03.3 | We've been rotating celebrities on the mailbag. |
| 1:06.8 | We've got some big names. |
| 1:08.8 | We had, it doesn't get bigger than Robbie the Mariner fan, who's already been on twice. |
| 1:13.5 | Justin in Cincinnati's been here, Nico from Vancouver. |
| 1:16.7 | We've had a bunch of big names. |
| 1:18.9 | And now, possibly the biggest of them all, a man who will not stop fidgeting right now. |
| 1:26.3 | It sounds like he's playing musical instruments we now go to boston |
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