The Fifth Hour: RobbieTheMarinersFan Mail Bag!
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Step right up for a wild ride through the audio funhouse as Ben Maller fires up another Sunday edition of the Fifth Hour Podcast! Fan favorite Robbie the Mariners Fan jumps back into the ring for a loaded Mail Bag packed with bizarre, hilarious, and thought-provoking listener questions from across the Maller Militia universe. The fellas bob and weave through debates about UAPs, San Antonio nuns, chicken nuggets on rollercoasters, talking dogs, baseball legend Sparky Anderson, the mysterious Blue Octopus, cone heads, classic video game nostalgia with Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!, mini pigs, and much more. It’s the perfect blend of sports, pop culture, absurdity, and off-the-wall storytelling that has made the Fifth Hour a cult favorite.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.1 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.4 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:32.9 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor, on a Sunday mailbag kind of a day. |
| 0:43.2 | It is the 31st day of May, the final edition of the fifth hour podcast for the month of May. |
| 0:49.3 | We flipped the calendar later on, and I'll be back tonight on the radio, |
| 0:53.9 | and we'll be on right into June |
| 0:55.8 | and without further ado though let's welcome in now we we have to have Ohio |
| 1:01.1 | Al get us in the mood and then we'll be good to go so Ohio Al one of the stars of the great |
| 1:06.7 | Newport Kentucky slash Cincinnati meet and greet get Get me in the mood, Ohio, wow. |
| 1:13.2 | It's in the bag. |
| 1:19.6 | Ben's mail bag. |
| 1:26.6 | All right, and with that, we promoted this all weekend. |
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