Hello,

Hello, everybody, it's your very, very naked, just with tiny bandages around.

I, look, Taylor, I like it.

I'm trying to do the thing.

It's like Bjorkian.

I'm Milojojojovovich as Lilo, and I'm also a wizard, and my name is Holden Holdenny. I know there's a lot going on right now

and if this is the first time you're hearing this show, that made no sense. Jake? Don't worry,

Holden. I'll do something nice and accessible for the new listeners. Hello, I'm Mr. Shadow. I'm a big

flaming testicle. Grur, I'm a big testicle in space. Oh, I'm big, I'm Mr. Shadow, but I'm going to kill everything kind of. I don't, somehow, mm, I'm mad. You're bleeding out of your forehead. Ooh, I'm Mr. I'm the bad guy of this movie. Ooh, I'm a big ball. I'm a big ball, boo. There's, there's the, there's Sorg.

There's Bruce Willis's character.

There, there's, there's, uh, Chris Walker's character. The core conflict of this movie is magic Bjork woman versus the angry space testicle, and it's weird that you're complicating it with all these minor characters.

Oh, my God.

Um, please, Jake, uh, away from me now.

It's the fifth element, folks.

It's, we're talking about the European sci-fi movie of two, of 1997 number 26 in the box office for that year.

Fuck you, Titanic.

Fuck you men in black.

Fuck you the Lost World Jurassic Park.

Fuck you Star Wars Special Edition.

Fuck you face off.

Fuck you Batman and Robin. Fuck you scream two Special Edition. Fuck you face off. Fuck you Batman and Robin.

Fuck you scream two.

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