Hello,

Hello, everybody, it's your hype machine wizard.

Holden, McNeely, this is going to be the best podcast that's ever been made.

We're going to have a witch in it. We're going to have kids in it. We're going to throw, this podcast is going to impregnate your wife.

This podcast that you're listening to right now is going to be the greatest thing that's ever happened to podcasts.

That's right. I'm saying it right now. I'm Mr.

Malenew and I'm going to hype this thing up until it explodes, Jake. First of all,

Holden, you are not doing the Malinue hype well at all. Let me school you. Let me school you on how you

hype a podcast Peter Malinu style. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Imagine a podcast that not only lived in your ear, but actually built a tiny house.

And within the house, there were several smaller podcasts.

Each one dynamically and AI integrated into your exact needs so that no two tiny podcast houses are the same.

Oh, that sounds nice.

Imagine that when you download the podcasts from the tiny podcasts,

those podcasts also are run by tiny hosts who are making their own podcasts.

Now then, what if you could take the podcast out of your ear,

put it in a little jar, mix it with seltzer water, and drink it,

and it gets you fucked up.

These are the questions that nobody else is asking.

What are the limits of podcasts?

Can you drink a podcast?

That's what this podcast is going to reveal.

Also, please give me money.

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