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Okay, okay.

That's the most applause I've heard since Chris Wallace left.

Happy Wednesday, everyone.

So according to a report, the federal government has forked over $4.6 billion for new furniture since October of 2020.

Amazing.

Mostly because one man keeps breaking his chair.

But it is nuts.

It is nuts.

Uber released its annual list of the most unique items left in the back seat.

And in first place, was a fake head with human hair.

I think we have a picture of this. No, I think that's a real head

with fake hair. So AOC is being called out for flying first class to speak at a Bernie Sanders

fight oligarchy rally.

I know.

We haven't seen this kind of hypocrisy since R. Kelly told me not to pee on the toilet seat.

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