Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs.

Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand.

Marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time.

From startups to scaleups, online-person, and on the go.

Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you.

Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.

Music Yes. All right. All right. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. You're still not getting a refund.

Good evening, everyone. And yet another great move

on behalf of everyday Americans, President Trump signed an executive order that reverses a Biden

regulation and allows more water pressure in showers. However, they claim this will have no effect on

those who prefer to bathe in a car wash.

According to the New York Times failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris is looking for a way to get back in the spotlight with a run for California governor.

It's true, she's already hired two consultants.

Hey, I use those guys.

NASA is offering $3 million for a way to recycle 96 bags of astronaut poop that's been left on the moon.

They should consult the White House cleaning crew.

They removed twice as much from the Oval Office.

Failed VP candidate, Tim Walz, told an audience of Democrats that they should demonize Elon Musk.

Wow, for a guy famous for tampons, he sure is a douche.

He makes it easy.

Speaking of Waltz, he described the brutal heckling he received by military vets at a recent event as a form of passion.

Yeah, and him running from combat was a form of cardio.

...