Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Wherever you are out there in the world, how

about we all step out onto the high wire? You know, on this show, we talk about a theory

in science and math called Occam's Razor, which basically broken down is that the simplest

answer is usually the one that's true. So if you find yourself adding too many different

things or having to jump through too many hoops, it starts to sound like maybe that's not

the correct answer. Let's get back to the simplicity. You know how it is when you're pounding

on your television and you don't know why the remote works and then your four-year-old

child says, daddy, it's not plugged in, that's Occam's Razor. But we haven't talked a lot

about Stuart's Razor, the theory that nothing cuts through bold crap like comedy. Take

a look at what I mean. I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science. Science has,

in many ways, helped ease the suffering of this pandemic, which was more than likely caused

by science.

And that's kind of...

What was that?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Listen, listen.

It's coffee. I would do that to you.

What do you mean by that?

There's a chance that this was created in a lab, there's an investigation.

A chance?

Well, but...

Oh my god, there's evidence I'd love to hear.

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