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🗓️ 25 January 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Larry talks about his unsuccessful campaign to be voted Fall Festival Queen and his short-lived career as a kiddie protester. Then we hear about the great chariot scene from "Ben Hur" and Larry recites "Sand Dunes" by Robert Frost.
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0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Milaronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who wants to run for office. This. but in a way aren't we all and it's gorgeous here right now Jeff and I are back on the |
0:47.2 | mainland and there's a good reason for that but you know it's just I'm I miss Millaronia whenever we're not there. True everyone is more |
0:57.6 | less a slave to me but that's not why I miss it. Okay it is. But it's a terrific place and all the rules I make are |
1:08.5 | much loved by all the people there, even though I don't let them out. |
1:15.0 | Now that's how, why would I be mean like that? |
1:16.7 | I'm not, that's not the way Miloronia is. |
1:19.6 | Some days, if people well forget to do things or if well something gets wrong with the |
1:26.2 | power or if my weather people don't make the weather exactly as I have told |
1:31.8 | them well exactly as I have told them. Well, I can get a little testy. But not now, not on such a gorgeous |
1:39.7 | day back on the mainland here at Stately Miller Manor and boy you know as always that's |
1:47.0 | I've know I've said this before but that music makes me so happy it just gets me |
1:52.1 | set up to well have a great time to a |
1:55.0 | great show in Colonel Jeff 2. That's of course the Neil Pert |
1:59.5 | Orchestra and the Leslie Ann Warren dancers featuring boy tenor Brad Simpson asking the musical question |
2:08.2 | Are there any houses built in the 1960s that still have basement fallout shelters and if so have all the |
2:17.8 | fallout shelters been turned into man caves? Well, once again Brad, that's a heck of a question. You know what? |
2:27.0 | Yes. Are there any houses built in the 60s that still have basement, fallout shelters? I bet they do. I bet there are. |
2:35.0 | And that was a time, you know, when in the 50s I guess and certainly in the early 60s, |
2:42.0 | people were doing that. Not a zillion people but that was |
2:46.0 | something people were thinking about a lot and would that have helped people in case, God forbid, of a nuclear attack? |
2:57.0 | Well, I don't know. |
3:00.0 | You know, I don't think anyone really knows. |
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