The Falcon
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Italy, and spilling the tea on what it’s like to be on vacation alone with Jeff, where she’s retiring, and the truth behind going to sporting events in Italy, She’s full of wine, and still full of shit!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn |
| 0:13.1 | time. |
| 0:14.1 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:22.8 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:28.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:30.6 | Chowbellas, hope everyone is doing fantastic. |
| 0:33.8 | If you're watching this on the YouTube's right now, you can see that I have a nice old |
| 0:37.7 | Navy sweatshirt tied around my show me your Moo Moo T-shirt because that's what Italians |
| 0:42.7 | do. |
| 0:43.7 | I don't know if you've ever come across a mid 50s to 75 year old Italian man in the streets |
| 0:51.2 | of Rome. |
| 0:52.2 | But their uniform is is this. |
| 0:54.9 | It is a nice tailored gene, a Gucci loafer, a white button down, and a nice cardigan tied |
| 1:02.6 | around the neck. |
| 1:03.7 | So I'm still feeling, you know, in the words of the count as daily saps, feeling jovani. |
| 1:09.8 | I'm feeling Italian. |
| 1:12.6 | The weather has chilled here in the United States and I'm ready. |
| 1:17.7 | I am ready for the fall. |
| 1:19.2 | I am feeling it. |
| 1:20.4 | I am ready for sweater weather. |
| 1:22.7 | I am just dialed into having something draped around my shoulders to make them look smaller |
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