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The following podcast contains explicit language. Fighting, Slate's Parenting Podcast for January 7, 2015, The Failed Resolutions Edition.

I'm Dan Coise, I'm an editor at Slate and the dad of Lyra, who is 10, and Harper who is 8.

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