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The Basement Yard

The Extra Yard - History Hyenas

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we are joined by Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas from the "History Hyenas Podcast" and honestly it goes off the rails from the beginning...Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the extra yard. I'm Chris de Stefano. This is Janice Popus. We are the history

0:08.4

hyenas and we are both transgender Eskimos.

0:10.4

Yeah, that's what we are today. And that's just today.

0:13.2

And that's okay. You can laugh at that and I understand that. But that's what we identify

0:16.6

as today. And there's nothing that you can really say against that. Because right now

0:20.4

I'm feeling like a transgender Eskimo. I want to tuck my dick back and put a clon-dike

0:23.8

up my ass. And that's what he wants to do. And you guys laughing at us? That's, you know,

0:28.7

I don't know if you're doing that to punch down or punch up.

0:31.1

No, I'm laughing with you. Oh, okay.

0:32.6

Yeah, yeah. That's a good laugh. I laughed at a last.

0:34.6

Because just don't punch down. Cause make no mistake. We have on a couple of cute sweaters.

0:39.9

We do. Yeah. And you guys are kind of matching too. This one's more like, you know,

0:43.4

Nid, it looks like someone's grandma made it. This one is like you bought a jacuzzi.

0:46.6

Yeah, I bought a banana republic 10% off. Yeah, we look like backup dancers for a rapper.

0:50.6

Some remember they always had matching outfits. They did. Yeah, you guys are like a look like

0:54.0

like a Christmas card. And you guys are matching matchy too. Bolts and black.

0:57.5

What is that? Every time we do a podcast together, we look like versions of ourselves.

1:01.7

Yeah, that's what I'm going on. I just posted on the San Agato studio story that I'm convinced.

1:06.6

Yannis is my biological father. That's what it looks like. True.

1:09.4

Yeah. How old do you? I'm 30. So yeah, I would have had to have you at, yeah, I would have been,

1:14.3

I wouldn't have had come in my dick yet, but 14.

1:17.9

I was 14. I was coming to 14. Yeah, no, I don't think I, I don't think I could come to about 15.

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