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🗓️ 20 January 2020
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to the basement. You are Danny. How's it going? But what's up, man? You got a ring on you got your watch on you got the Santa |
0:11.3 | guy was studios merch on. And what is active bird community? Oh, it's a band from my hometown. Oh, I thought you were in this like bird. No, no, no, no, |
0:19.6 | fucking group. No, no, no, I've kind of left birds in 2019. Really? Yeah. Why you're not a bird guy? I'm not, I'll be honest with you, not a bird guy. |
0:28.6 | I went through a thing where I really like birds, but I, but like, I'm more I'm an elephant man. So I need that. Not the elephant man. |
0:36.3 | You're not the elephant man. That's a crazy thing to think about that the elephant man was a based on it was a based. |
0:42.3 | Yeah, it was a based on it. It's based on a real man. Yeah, you know what's fucked up that we call him the elephant man. Yeah, it's fucked up. |
0:51.6 | The guy had deformities. Yeah, don't call him the elephant man. This isn't the circus. And it's weird that it's called elephant Titus. |
0:57.9 | Yeah, that didn't help either. You know, it's like we said, you know why we're calling it that because he looks like an elephant. He's all fucked up. |
1:05.0 | It's just a freak. That's what yeah. And then I made a movie about him. I think he died because his head got you having a sleep or something. |
1:12.0 | Well, yeah, he was growing his face was growing and his like, you know, eventually it becomes like one of those like what's that called like a gear team. |
1:20.6 | And I just kind of smooshed his head. Oh, uh, vice, maybe a vice grip. Where I don't know what a terrible way to die. |
1:28.3 | That's a way to go out. Yeah, yeah, crush by your own face. Yeah, that's that's I don't like talking about the elephant man because I feel bad. |
1:34.7 | Yeah, it's fucked up that people called him that. But it was a big movie. He was a huge movie. It was. Did he get paid for it? |
1:40.2 | Oh, did he get royalties? Probably not. Probably not. He was he was long gone by then. How do you play somebody like that? |
1:47.2 | Yeah, what's up? I'm gonna be the elephant man. Lot of makeup. I'll make up. Imagine carrying around like a 150 pound head. |
1:55.2 | I can't man. I can't imagine that. I have a very small head. Do people still have elephant Titus? I think I've heard of like elephant Titus balls. |
2:04.1 | I've seen that a guy who was sitting on his own balls. Yeah, those are elephant Titus nuts. Yeah, but I've never seen like elephant Titus. |
2:10.1 | Titus face people. Like I would love to see somebody with elephant Titus. |
2:15.9 | Honestly for my own amusement, but by amusement, I mean like I just want to see it. It's extremely rare. Okay, that makes sense. It's a tropical paracetic disease that affects the lymph nodes and lymph vessels. |
2:27.4 | So you're gonna say it was a tropical paradise. It's a tropical paradise. No, it's extremely fewer than 1000 cases a year. |
2:34.8 | Dude, think about how fucking unlucky you have to be to be one in that thousand. Yeah, that gets elephant Titus. |
2:42.0 | I don't think anyone is as unlucky as the actual because people get it in like one leg and like their leg will just be like kind of elephant elephant. |
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