The Evolution of Michael Bae Jordan

Thirst Aid Kit

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Michael B. Jordan is, objectively speaking, the hottest man in the world right now. Like, it's almost offensive? Come with us on this thirsty journey as analyze the evolution of his hotness. Is it his slow smile, the one that emerges like the sunrise cresting the horizon? Is it his big brown eyes, deep enough to swim in? Is it those incredibly cute dimples? Or is it a mix of all that PLUS his immense... _talent_? We talk MBJ's stellar TV years and his smooth transition to the big screen, his creatively rewarding collaborations with director Ryan Coogler, Creed (hello!), and Erik Killmonger (HELLO, AGAIN). We also have a couple of... rhythmic drabbles in Fanfic Wars, and a very tasty Thirst Sommelier. Do you need help figuring out your next crush? Drop us a line! Leave us a message at (765) 8-THIRST (765-884-4778) with your name and what kind of crush advice you're looking for, and maybe we'll answer your question in an upcoming Thirst Sommelier. Follow us on Twitter @ThirstAidKit. Bim is @bimadew and Nichole is @tnwhiskeywoman. Find show notes, fanfic, and more on our Tumblr. Share your drabbles with us there or email them to us at thirstaidkit@slate.com. Our music is by Tanya Morgan. For your safety, we recommend that you avoid operating heavy machinery while listening to Thirst Aid Kit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Michael pushes away from
0:01.6	at last and looks at me.
0:04.6	Is that okay? He asks,
0:06.4	breathing a little hard.
0:08.1	I look up at him.
0:10.0	A little to your right, I say.
0:12.6	No, you're right.
0:15.8	Biceps flexed, he shifts,
0:18.7	moving the **** a bit.
0:20.8	I watch beads of sweat make slow progress down his cheek
0:24.9	as he ****s.
0:27.0	Right there, I sigh.
0:29.6	Perfect.
0:31.4	Hey, I can see.
0:36.9	I've not expect this to do this.
0:39.8	Wow.
0:47.6	Wow. Okay.
0:49.8	With the episode, welcome to Thursday kit.
0:52.7	Yay.
0:54.5	I love Thursday kit.
0:55.7	Do you?
0:56.5	I do indeed.
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