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The Etruscans

Citation Needed

Citation Needed Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

The Etruscan civilization (/ɪˈtrʌskən/) of ancient Italy covered a territory, at its greatest extent, of roughly what is now Tuscany, western Umbria, and northern Lazio,[2][3] as well as parts of what are now the Po ValleyEmilia-Romagna, south-eastern Lombardy, southern Veneto, and Campania.[4]

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody.

0:03.1

I'm no illusions. And I'm Cecil something Italian. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Bright in my ear. Wait, Eli, what's wrong, buddy? You and Cecil are doing the sad podcast intro voice. Did our show get canceled? Our show got canceled. Oh, we shouldn't have done that sketch about Randy's husband. No, Eli. No. Just the age difference is so big, Noah.

0:02.2

It's so big.

0:03.3

Relax. canceled. Oh, we shouldn't have done that sketch about Randy's husband. No, Eli.

0:27.1

No. It's just the age difference is so big, Noah. It's so big. Relax. Eli, Eli, we're not canceled.

0:39.2

It's just the end of a really hard year and we wanted to thank people. You did? Yeah. Yeah, look, we know a lot of people are going through a tough time right now. Some of you lost jobs or even family members or maybe you've just been dealing with a really hard year.

0:44.9

Yeah, and in spite of that, many of you have stayed patrons or signed up to support us anyway.

0:50.9

Yeah, and not to mention, you helped us raise $138,658 to win back the Senate.

0:58.5

That's right. So we here at Citation Needed, just wanted to thank you. And honestly, we wish we could do more.

1:04.2

So as our Christmas gift to you, we're pleased to present our long-awaited episode on the Etruscans.

1:12.5

Ooh, Etruscans.

1:14.4

Yeah.

1:16.0

So we were saving it for a live show or a Platinum Night,

1:19.2

but a lot of you asked for it here.

1:21.7

So here it is because in this terrible, terrible year,

1:26.2

you've been the part that gives us hope.

1:29.7

Horsties go clip-clot.

1:31.5

That's right. They sure do, buddy.

1:33.3

Enjoy the Etruscans, everybody.

1:35.1

Clip-clot.

1:36.5

They do.

1:37.4

Yep.

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