Freaks, it's Monday, May 9th, 2022.

Coming up on the program today, life begins at appetizers.

Plus, we found the Dickhole guys, long-lost brother, smoking penis weed,

masturbating yourself bald, and sexing up your

microwave. All this for sure voicemails today on the Distorted View Show.

Distorted View Daily proudly presents a deaf guy singing Iron Maiden.

There comes a day in the way to be a rain.

There comes a joke,, don't be,

or send me like.

I'll have this that happen when you're a student and one

can't get a woman, and one,

you can't tell you, that one, including their time. down on the clothing and that.

Some day the same thing as that the engine

and down the way the

that's the way that's the same way to change the wind.

And then the street the way,

can't build the wrong way.

You have the same day for the money to date.

Rundi, givi, say it is.

Rundi, say it is.

Rundi, d'tiz, maybe, get me Robin, baby, you're in the end.

Robin, man, Robin, man,

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