meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Microwaving Turds And Chugging Toilet Water In The Redneck South

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

News, Society & Culture, Documentary, News Commentary, Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Documentary Featuring Asian Dudes Talking About Gay Porn 2:07.462 The Redneck Family Microwaves A Turd 9:07.189 Redneck Drinks Toilet Water 16:34.750 Colorado Cult Update 17:55.806 Family Beats Up Kid For Stealing Headphones 24:25.000 Support Distorted View Daily Today! 28:49.764 Eat Da Poo Poo Cult 30:09.982 Domestic Battery Due To […]

The post Microwaving Turds And Chugging Toilet Water In The Redneck South first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 11th, 2022.

0:03.5

Coming up on the program today,

0:05.2

Asians discussing their love for hardcore gay porn.

0:08.0

Plus, why you don't want to overcook your bowel movements.

0:11.6

The cult that spawned a 90s era boy band featuring me, and a disagreement

0:16.6

about cock results in domestic battery.

0:19.2

I got these niggas in my mention saying this gator suck that.

0:25.3

What did check me out like that right here?

0:28.7

Nigga ain't gator suck that. But check this out water. It ain't never been gay to suck that, you know me?

0:35.0

It ain't never been gay to have another nigger to play his neck in your boot, you hear me?

0:40.0

That ain't homosexual. My niggas' gay, you know me?

0:44.0

Check this out inside, little wood.

0:46.0

Y'all nieks think it's gay.

0:48.0

Shit, I might as with this flat line, one of y'all nieges, you know what I mean?

0:51.0

Scra you hear me?

0:52.0

You hear me? Because it ain't they you suck.

0:54.1

Y'all nieges that's big, y'erme.

0:57.0

What did? Check it like this right here?

0:59.0

She a nieg'er me, yerme.

1:02.0

A nieg'er like me, yerme, aigga like me, you know, I suck about a good like five times a day.

1:07.0

You know, it's a good mouth exercise, so you know when I'm in the booth, you know what I'm talking about?

1:11.0

I get good fluctuation in my mouth, you know, I'm talking by, I get good fluctuation in my mouth,

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tim Henson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Tim Henson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.