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Welcome to Red Thread, Artreports, a new bonus series that we're doing

exclusively for our membership platforms, apart from this episode, which is, of course, going out to everyone to kind of show what these episodes are like.

What to expect.

Yeah, what to expect.

They're going to be more loose off the hip, shot from the hip, breaking news kind of stuff, I guess, whatever's trending that week, whatever we want to talk about that week, still within the realm of red thread.

Jordan, what are we hidden this week?

Our feelings.

Oh, that's good.

You finally come and clean with me, are you?

About Jeffrey Epstein.

Yes, that's what we're doing.

We are discussing that.

And the reason that we are discussing is because there was, quote,

unquote, massive disclosure. And I suppose just by the sheer volume of it, it was, that's,

there's many ways to interpret the word massive. I choose to interpret my penis size, for instance,

massive, even though someone argued that it is not. There you go.

And that's what I'm saying. I'm saying this is the my penis of disclosures. I was going to say

there's also many ways to define the word disclosure as well, as well as transparency. A lot of these

words have various different meanings, I suppose, which is, it's never been more evident than over the

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