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Are Santa's Elves Real? | Red Thread

Red Thread

The Official Podcast

True Crime

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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15% off Soul Syrup: go to https://www.soulsyrup.com.au and use code REDTHREAD Get a 7 day free trial to ad free, early access to Red Thread: https://www.official.men Welcome to The Red Thread, a podcast series where two friends (Jordan and Jackson) investigate the peculiar space just beyond reality. Cryptids, Conspiracies, Cults and more are on the investigation board and nothing is off limits. What will they discover? There's only one way to find out... --- Check out FriendlyJordies: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlyjordies Check out Jordan Shanks: https://www.youtube.com/@jordanshanksselfhelp Check out Jordan on tour in Australia:https://www.friendlyjordies.com/ Support the show, leave a rating and remember to subscribe: Listen on Audio ➡️ https://linktr.ee/redthreadshow Listen to other Our Other Shows ➡️ https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork Support us on Patreon ➡️ https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast This is Episode #96, where we discuss elves. Originally recorded 27/12/25. Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IHcmf7kZT88xO8Yzk15HCiJ-XA0nd3WtdllI7eVtF04/edit?usp=sharing Hosts: Jackson - https://www.twitter.com/zealotonpc Jordan - https://www.twitter.com/friendlyjordies Writer/Producer: Jackson Clarke Music/Editing by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Thumbnail: https://bento.me/elvan Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced under The Official Podcast Network Contact (business only): theofficialpodcastyt@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery, which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza, you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free.

0:10.2

Save and splurge at Arcado, the online supermarket. Geographical and other restrictions. Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply.

0:16.6

New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Accardo.com.

0:20.5

Power, deceit, corruption. Discover the night manager by Master of Espionage, John LeCarray.

0:26.6

When God finished putting together Dickie Roper, he took a deep breath and shuddered a bit.

0:33.2

Then he ran up our Jonathan to restore the ecological balance.

0:37.3

Jonathan Pine, just a night manager in Cairo, but when dangerous dealings pass through his hotel,

0:42.2

he's pulled into the deadly world of the arms trade.

0:44.6

The stakes are higher than he could ever have imagined.

0:47.3

Listen to the night manager in audiobook now.

1:01.5

The forge is called the sawdust deep, no secrets left for them to keep. No child looks up to watch the sky, their dreams are gone, the old denied.

1:06.5

He turns to glass and brittle air unmade by those hearts that do not care. Belief is gone and with it form, he blows away into the storm.

1:15.6

The world grew up and closed its eyes, and so the final elf does die.

1:20.6

But blood is warm and ink is dead.

1:22.6

Now begins an episode of Red Thread. That was beautiful.

1:52.8

Thank you.

1:54.0

I worked on that for a whole 20 minutes before the show.

1:57.6

As you could likely tell by my elementary rhyming skills.

2:02.4

Yeah, but it's obvious that you did most of the heavy lifting in elementary school.

2:07.0

And so it's a reflex muscle.

2:09.1

It's like writing a goodbye.

2:12.0

Welcome everyone to Red Thread, a Christmas themed episode, I guess,

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