It's Davy, the scapegoat, when you're the best at being the worst. What?

When somebody hiccups are we obliged to say,

bless you or anything like that?

I would love it if people would not notice things I do.

I'm not so much.

Like, please don't notice me.

But sometimes...

At least when it comes to bodily functions.

Yeah, like sometimes I get a hiccup and somebody's got to be like,

you've been drinking?

Sometimes when I drink,

bubbly, sody water is too fast and I get this weird.

I don't know if it's reflex or acid reflux but something strange happens in my esophagus and I have a violent hiccup and I really

for a long time thought people didn't notice.

Violent hiccup.

That's what I call it because it'll hurt and then sometimes I get hiccups that hurt.

Yeah. It's freaking annoying because I'm not even drinking alcohol.

It's not like in a cute way like oh she's a little tipsy I haven't been drinking I know I've been sober with

you yeah this whole time and now you're trying this new drink I'm trying this new

drink I've got a couple different ways of ingesting lion's main mushrooms and

getting that instead of going for the bottle the bottle to grabbing that bottle the devil's the vodka the

vodka and the Miller High Life the depression in a bottle the liquid depression Everybody calls it liquid courage and I'm like, yeah,

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