The EPIC epidemic episode | KELSEY & KAPSLAP

Confidently Insecure

Kelsey Darragh

Society & Culture, Education, Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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WWEEEOoooOOOO sound the alarms!!!! or...don't? wait...should I be freaking out about whats going on in the world with these outbreaks? Or can I keep on my regular scheduled program of managing MY OWN OUTBREAKS (hi yeast fections!) WHEN CAN I PUT DOWN THE GAS MASKS? Do those masks even help?? What about flying? IS IT SAFE or am I being xenophobic? Kelsey & Kapslap talk all things CARONA and historical pandemics....oh....and about kelsey's foster dog eating cum. great. Learn more about corona virus at: https://www.who.int/ https://www.cdc.gov/ https://promedmail.org/ USE CODE “CI“ at betterhelp.com for 10% off your first month of therapy :) FOLLOW US: Podcast Instagram/Twitter: @ConfidentlyPod Host @KelseyDarragh DROP US A LINE: [email protected] CONFIDENTLY INSECURE MERCH: https://store.dftba.com/products/confidently-insecure-shirt artwork by @backspace.tv photo by @isergiogarcia Our Sponsors: * Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/ Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	And the Heh-he.
0:19.0	wet up, coffee, dons, comfy-dons. Comfy-dons.
0:21.0	Comfy-dons. Welcome! Confidence!
0:24.0	Welcome to another episode of Confidently and Secure, the podcast where we are absolutely sure.
0:31.0	We don't know everything. Whoa. You think just because you've been on
0:36.2	like six episodes by now? You do know the tagline though. That was a good one.
0:40.9	Yeah, you guys, Capslopla DJ boyfriend is here again this week because
0:47.2	guess what? It's another Sunday night and the podcast comes out and a few hours. And you know, here's the thing is I don't actually mind,
0:55.0	I don't actually get like stressed out.
0:56.7	I'm not like, oh my God, the podcast is gonna go out.
1:00.7	It's like, it's so nice you thrive in the environment the high stress
1:04.9	yeah I feel like it's better for me to you know know something needs to get
1:12.2	done each week is nice there's so much dog hair on this
1:16.2	speaking of dogs we are coming off the back of coming off the back of come.
1:26.1	What just happened right now, five seconds
1:27.9	before we started this podcast.
1:30.3	Barry came out of the studio with a long roll up to shoot paper in his mouth and he had
1:41.4	eaten half of it and I was like what is that where did you get he's not a person that he's not he's not a person well he's not a person he's not a dog that he eats stuff that's not dog food in size of Perry. What is that? And I grabbed it and the air
1:56.9	wafted the scent right into my mouth. Oh what's that smell? With an unmistakable
2:01.8	smell that I would know anywhere is your come.
2:06.5	The smell of Jarrett's cum filled my nostrils right up in there and you know one plus one equals two I realized
2:19.2	Barry had taken your cum.
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