Hey, weirdos. I'm Elena. I'm Ash. And this is morbid.

It's morbid. It's morbid. mid-afternoon. It is indeed. I like the lighting in here right now. Yeah, we set the lighting. We have those light bulbs that you can change to make them fun colors. Yeah. It's like, um, this is like a weird way to describe it, but it's like cotton candy lighting. No, it is a little bit. It's like pinky bluey, purpley. I like it. Jenks. Hey, it's spooky season, everybody. Yeah. It's pre-October. It's pre-October. Proctober, if you will. Proctober, not, you know, John Proctober. No. But maybe in... Not good... Maybe in Massachusetts.

Yeah.

Goody Proctober over here.

We're pretty excited about it.

We got some really fun stuff coming up for you today.

One of those things we're actually doing.

Later today.

Actually. I'm so fucking excited.

Yeah. You'll find out about it out later. A few months. Yeah, you'll find out about it soon. In a while. But yeah, it'll be fun. I'm trying to think of there's any other fun updates.

Our bonus episode just came out. We hope you guys are digging that one. We talked about unknown number, the high school catfish documentary and holy shit. The wildest

documentaries I've ever seen. Everyone is talking about it too. I was listening to sup this

morning and I was crying at their coverage of it. Yes. They're so fucking funny. They are so

funny. If you don't listen to sup, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. The sexy unique podcast.

Sexy unique podcast. We love Lara and Carrie so much. Come on the show. Come on the show. Come on the show. It would be so random. It would be very random. They feel like, what the fuck are we doing here? Bonus episode. That's what bonus episodes are for now. Yeah.

Once a month, we get a bonus episode in case you haven't heard.

We've said it a few times, but just in case.

I don't know when you're dropping in. You know, once a month, we're going to do a bonus episode in addition to our weekly episodes. It won't be taking up the place of a weekly episode. It will be in addition. Yeah, don't even think. Don't even think about it. about that. But those bonus episodes are just going to be like I think we're going to put a lot

of guests

like, I think we're going to put a lot of guests on those bonus episodes, a lot of random documentary things, maybe some horror things, like things that feel like they just need their own place. Like miscellaneous. Yeah, miscellaneous things. So, you know, those are going to be really fun, though.

I have a feeling we're going to end up thinking those are like some of our favorite episodes. I think so, too. And hopefully you guys feel that way. Yay. But you know what? Let's start, let's start, um, goody proctober early. Okay. Well, no, it's goody proctober now because it's three October proctober.

That's it. There you go.

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