The following podcast contains explicit language.

Like the art of the deal, everybody read the deal. Who has read the art of the deal in this room?

Everybody. I always say, I always say a deep, deep second to the Bible, the Bible is the best, the Bible.

Most importantly, I brought my Bible.

The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics.

Why do I have to, you know, we pant, why do I have to ask for forgiveness if you're not making mistakes?

I forgets probably maybe the only way I'm going to get to heaven.

So I better do a good job.

Hello and welcome to Trumpcast. I'm Virginia Heffernan.

On Trumpcast today, we are clinging to guns and religion.

Okay, just religion.

In part to throw off the assumption that we are coastal elites still crying into our lattes because we lost that election.

See, Tommy Leran, I'm just trying to do your work for you.

Today's topic is indeed religion, Trump's religion, the conundrum of how so many white evangelicals, former espasors of so-called family values.

And I don't mean so-called in a sneering way. I mean, family values was really what they were called.

So former espasors of good, true, normal family values, they voted for Donald Trump.

And he's on the record as a foe of family values, a hater of the weekend disabled, a carouser, a muller of bodies, not his wife's,

a rejector no doubt of those chased Mormon undergarments, Mitt Romney wears, a philanderer, and a draft dodger, and okay, you know this litany.

It's practically a psalm by now.

But the former family values crowd voted for a record of families, huh?

They used to think a single divorce or frisky afternoon on a yacht like that one Gary Hart had disqualified people from the presidency.

But Trump is different.

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