It's that time of the year.

Hemorrhoids are back.

You're spending time indoors, and you're learning that maybe you don't like your spouse that much as you try to escape the cold.

But my favorite event is kicked off the World Economic Forum.

And as the Iowa caucus ended, and as I mentioned, everyone begins to take their caucuses out of their asses and realize we've got a country to save.

I decided to lighten up

the show today and I wanted to do something funny. So I spoke to my producer. I said,

please book me some comedians. And unfortunately, he's probably going to have to get fired because

instead he booked three women. So it's not looking good, folks. It's not looking good. I'd like to

introduce those people today as they say trans passing. We'll call them comedian passing individuals today. The one, the only, Chrissy Mayor of the Chrissy Mayer show as well as Wet Spot and Comedient. Welcome back to slightly offensive. Chrissy, how are you doing? And I know you have a show coming up. I miss you so much. Oh, my God. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

I'm excited to be here. I'm going to be in Texas next week, Thursday, January 25th, back

headlining hyenas at Dallas with my two funny friends that you'll be meeting shortly.

And it's just so great to be here. Yeah, it is. And by the way, I went before and I pretended to laugh at your jokes. And so if you want to pretend to laugh, you would have a good time, even if you just want a place to get drunk, she needs your support. So you got to go support her. Remember, this is the perfect show to come on because people pretend to enjoy this show. They pretend that I'm funny. And so this is a great group of supportive people who will put in the work. I really appreciate it. Also, since we're talking about Klaus Schwab and we're talking about retards, but I'm the only one allowed to be on here with a mental handicap, a handicapped person I know and love. Lila Hart, this is a one of them. Welcome back to slightly offensive. So we have 2 have 2.5 women on the show today, and it's good to have you on. It's so good to be on. How are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you. I know you got a show coming up too. You got a lot happening, and you look healthy, you look good, you look nice in the red dress it's all color

coordinated we didn't plan this no we're just on the same wavelength you know just feeling a lot of

saving the world one joke at a time that's what we're doing absolutely and uh by the day i met lila hart

inside of a toys or us she was uh on the shelves with Barbies. She was part of the Diversity Coalition. And then Jepetto ended up, I met a man named Jepetto at a bar when we were slammed on a couple lines of Coke and some drinks. Breathe life into her. Her strings fell off. Now she's a walking, talking human. Lila, it's so good to have you on planet Earth.

Also, for the first time, on slightly offensive, I'd like to welcome the show. Kianu from Kiano cast. Klaus Schwab has his only plans for the destruction of the world. Keanu's a comedian and also has an only fan controversial. Keanu, so glad to have you here. Thanks for making us late for the show. How the hell are you doing? I really do apologize.

I am so elated to be here.

I, you know, you know us only fans, whores.

Takes a while to put away your snatch at the end of the night. Yes, I was.

I was finishing up Keanu cast, not taking pictures of my butthole or anything, but I do apologize for being so untoward.

No, it's totally fine.

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