Sports Illustrated FIRES ALL STAFF After Featuring Trans Model | TOWER GANG SUPERSHOW
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Elijah Schaffer
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🗓️ 20 January 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Well, they say go woke, go broke, but I'm not entirely sure what you call this. |
| 0:05.6 | Sports Illustrated was Sports Obliterated. |
| 0:08.6 | If you go to my screen here, Brian, it looks like Kim Petros, the transgender |
| 0:14.0 | boob, uh, large boob wearing Dick swinging model who was focused on Sports Illustrated. |
| 0:20.0 | Uh, hey, we can hear something over there coming off your computer or something. |
| 0:24.0 | Thanks, man. |
| 0:25.0 | Don't worry, that's just my co-host Ben ruining the show within the first 60 seconds. |
| 0:29.7 | Don't worry about that there. |
| 0:31.3 | But Sports Illustrated decided to give men what they thought they wanted, which was Cox |
| 0:36.0 | with breast implants and apparently as it turns out we're all learning the hard way that's not |
| 0:41.9 | what they wanted. This isn't just a night in Thailand this is |
| 0:44.6 | people's careers they've all been fired we'll be getting into that story and |
| 0:47.6 | so much we're here on another episode of nightly offensive my name is |
| 0:51.7 | Elijah Schaefer and today the tower gang is |
| 0:54.1 | crashing the show like I said we also have my co-host today Ben Australia Talk Ben |
| 0:59.0 | welcome back to nightly offensive we're so happy to have you here how are you doing brother I'm |
| 1:03.0 | doing very well Elijah I tried to destroy the show in the first 30 seconds but that's |
| 1:06.8 | okay we'll press on man where resilient motherfockers 1776 the spirit yes |
| 1:11.4 | lives within what a good excuse dude I can you've been with a woman for a long time like you get in trouble for doing something and you turn into like some patriotic rant like you know what we did fuck up we're gonna take this country back we're gonna be to behead the demons. They're like, hell yeah. |
| 1:23.8 | If you could bring that up full screen, Brian, Kim Petros, on the screen. |
| 1:26.4 | We're going to be introducing all my guests today with just a simple game of wood or |
| 1:29.1 | wouldn't. |
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