The East Midlands Earthquake
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Arsenal may have taken some hits at home, but get them on a ferry across the Channel and they'll get the job done. A tough old night for the Gunners but Kai Havertz got the goal to give them the win. Maybe that drill with the pens actually worked?
Marcus, Luke & Vish give their thoughts on a big win for Mikel Arteta's boys. Plus, victory for Bayern in Madrid, Vish gets his atlas out, and Luke throws yet more shade on the Select Car Leasing Stadium.
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| 0:00.0 | If you're going to walk on water, make sure you're wearing comfortable shoes, everybody. |
| 0:03.7 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:06.0 | David Ryan was heroic, and Harry Kane got a winner. |
| 0:08.2 | It's Wednesday, 8th of April. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.1 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:10.8 | And I'm the Newton and Hump the Radia. |
| 0:25.1 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:28.3 | What a sunny day in the kingdom fish. |
| 0:29.4 | Come on, summer's here. |
| 0:30.3 | It is, yeah. |
| 0:31.5 | 21 degrees. |
| 0:33.2 | I don't think summer's here. |
| 0:33.9 | Do you not? |
| 0:34.8 | It's a nice day. |
| 0:36.8 | Pouring cold water on the sunshine. |
| 0:37.6 | Try it. Try it. Go on. |
| 0:54.6 | Do it. The UK will pour cold water on your opinion is probably this time next week. Will it just, though? No, it's times are changing. Fuck you, Storm, Dave. We finally got the sunshine. Yeah, it's great to have it. It's great to have it. It is good to have it. Just saying snow towards the end of the month, guarantee. |
| 0:56.6 | Not in every part, though. |
| 0:54.7 | That's only because of the month, guarantee. |
| 0:56.6 | Not in every part, though. |
| 1:09.9 | That's only because of the nuclear winter, though. Yeah, true. Doesn't really count. It doesn't really count. Oh, dear. Thanks to Friend of the Rambled Daniel Hunter for giving us that intro line. A nice little bit of Arctic Monkeys. Oh, is it? I didn't know that. I didn't place it. |
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