Go home, you've had too many yellows
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Liverpool had a tough night in Paris, but it could've been worse. At least Arne Slot wasn't mistaken for a ball.
Luke, Vish and Jim discuss last night's Champions League quarter-finals and why Marcos Llorente is such a profoundly odd bloke. Vish makes the case that Khvicha Kvaratskhelia is an Enhanced Games version of Thomas Müller, while Spunkbubble Richard Keys reminds Jim of one of the greatest hatchet job interviews of all time (which you can read here)...
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| 0:00.0 | Can PSG do weigh the business next week or will Liverpool Kavitsa the Tire Live? |
| 0:05.1 | Welcome to the Football Rambol. It's Thursday, 9th of April. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm Maureen from driving school. |
| 0:09.6 | I'm that woman who put a cat in the bin and I'm Jit-Zich. |
| 0:26.6 | Tragically, I couldn't think of a woman. That is tragic. |
| 0:29.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.6 | Just said my own name and then your name. |
| 0:32.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.6 | We covered all bases, right? |
| 0:34.6 | Exactly. |
| 0:35.6 | I mean, I kind of feel like you went for the cat bin woman |
| 0:37.9 | because that's the same energy as Mauryon from driving school, but a little bit more modern, isn't it? And what we needed from you was perhaps a more recent woman of that energy. No, I just thought of Mo Mo Molem. Mo Mo'em, yeah. Wouldn't have been bad. Yeah, it would have been bad because she was actually a pretty impressive politician, and she sadly passed away |
| 0:54.6 | a fairly, |
| 0:56.5 | a timely way. |
| 0:57.6 | All right, fair enough. So that wouldn't be... Why did you nearly say that? Yeah. Anyway, welcome to the football ramble. I'm not Marcus or Pete. I'm basically the third choice goalkeeper being given a runout on this Thursday. You're Kinski. Yeah. Oh no. I'm not going to perform anywhere near that good. And let's hope you don't sub me off after 17 minutes. Don't look at the clock, Jim. Oh, 40 minutes left to go and producer fiddle sub him off. You know, it's just good to have it on in it. It sobbed me off and not even acknowledge me as I walk out the studio. |
| 1:27.6 | How did you have you sobbed off for Pete? |
| 1:30.6 | It would be, wouldn't it? No, because Pete's second choice. Yeah. I'm third choice. Probably be me. Yeah. Just talking to you. It would be all right. Yeah. I just remember I can't really drink my TV off. maybe host |
| 1:41.0 | either. |
| 1:41.5 | Blanny hell. |
| 1:42.0 | A lot to remember, |
| 1:42.9 | isn't there? |
| 1:43.9 | Last night, |
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