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The Commercial Break

The Earth Is Not Flat (w. Blair Socci)

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the world. Love you! Bye!

  • Best comedy movie of all time?
  • Spinal Tap
  • Bye Bye Bye is by NSYNC
  • Blair Socci is with us!
  • Feetfinder
  • Blair needs to give us tips for selling feet pics
  • Mean comments
  • Our love of tiktok
  • Blair’s first comedy special!
  • Everyone on this podcast needs to get a real job, right?
  • Parental relationships
  • Blair never wants to meet Owen Wilson
  • The earth is NOT flat!
  • It's the ice barrier, of course
  • Being on the road
  • Everyone needs a rot day
  • Blair’s Veeps Special

Find Blair on instagram, tiktok, and watch her special on Veeps!

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  • Creator: Bryan Green
  • Co-Host: Bryan Green
  • Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
  • Written By: Bryan Green
  • Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
  • Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
  • YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
  • Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A.
  • Executive Director: Astrid B.
  • Associate Producer: Gustavo
  • Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now marriage just didn't always look incredible to me. I mean like some of these dude's

0:05.3

Instagram anniversary posts, my God. You're the strongest woman I've ever known.

0:15.0

What did you do to her, Kyle?

0:17.0

On this episode of the commercial break

0:24.0

How come in the entire history of our planet has not one person walked off the edge of the earth mark?

0:32.0

How come not one person has walked off the edge of the earth mark. How come not one person has walked off the flat edge

0:36.2

and fallen to their death.

0:38.3

And he said, he genuinely said,

0:40.6

oh yeah, there's an ice barrier so it catches them.

0:44.0

Oh, and I was like, well, it made sense now.

0:48.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:54.0

Ah yeah, Kursa kittens,

0:57.0

welcome back to the commercial break.

0:59.0

I'm Ryan Green.

1:00.0

This is the badass bitch boss, Chris, Joy,

1:02.0

Huddly.

1:02.8

Best to you Chris in.

1:04.1

Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

1:08.3

I never know what it's gonna mean.

1:10.8

My head's always turning in the shower at night when I'm masturbating well I'm

1:14.6

currently on the sideline for masturbating but you know it's not I'm thinking about

1:17.4

you I'm thinking about what nasty words can I call you but I thought

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