Bryan Swipes His V Card
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
5 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days…
- Bryan is a very bad gag gifter
- Balls everywhere!
- Stick drama at the green house
- Krissy needs a driver
- When in doubt, shove em down
- Bryan swiped his V(asectomy) card
- A 90 year old getting a vasectomy
- The indignity of surgery
- Hangin’ mistletoe
- The unveiling of the hoodless honda!
- Taping your twig to your stomach
- Bryan fishing for compliments at the doctor
- Bryan’s ball bruising
- The twists and turns of this story!!!!!!!!!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Deck the halls with bows of poly. |
| 0:05.0 | Tis the season to be jolly. |
| 0:10.0 | Don we now are gay of Pero. |
| 0:19.0 | And join the ancient Ulltide careum. |
| 0:20.0 | Oh Lord, yeah! |
| 0:29.0 | On this episode of the commercial break, |
| 0:32.0 | Chrissy, did it hot hit, it hit hard. |
| 0:36.0 | It hit fucking hard, man. |
| 0:39.0 | Tunnel vision, Zazazuzu, Wawa Wee, the whole nine yards. |
| 0:44.0 | I was out. |
| 0:45.4 | I was gone. |
| 0:46.1 | I was in a different, cubs, I was a different human being. |
| 0:49.0 | I loved it. |
| 0:50.0 | I was so fucking high. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to the commercial commercial break I'm Brian Green and this is the director of dancing and pranson |
| 1:06.8 | best enjoy only best to you good see |
| 1:09.4 | best see Brian |
| 1:10.4 | best to you out there in the podcast universe. |
| 1:12.8 | Thanks for coming back. |
| 1:13.8 | Thanks for joining us. |
| 1:14.8 | Appreciate it. |
| 1:15.8 | Well, it's Christmas time season. |
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