Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

This is Top Flag Time Machine, I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, Papa Paul.

I'm Sam Nifty, the lady so well.

Welcome along, it's one of those irregular episodes where we have a look at the mail back.

And look at the emails that you wonderful, wonderful people have been sending in to us.

Regailiness with your tills and stories that relate to stuff we've talked about,

sometimes they don't, sometimes some random stuff, but one of the things we've talked about recently, Sam,

was the power handshake which we bought despise.

We despise it, it's the quickest and simplest way to identify a wrong one.

It's the mark of a cut, absolutely.

And someone called George, who's in Plymouth and is well, but he sent this, was 42 years and 333 days old.

That's a nice number isn't it?

A nice round number, he's Turbo IFS, so that I mean that gets you.

Best quality of person.

I'll get it in the front of the queue if you want to get your email read out, let's be honest.

Yeah, absolutely does.

And George says, handshakes, I'm a little bit behind on content as I'm on holiday,

but with regards to hard handshake equals, I totally agree.

When it happens, I have an automatic response, I can't stop.

In school last year, a fancy head teacher was being paraded around and I was introduced to them.

I guess the George must be a teacher himself or some kind of school staff member as opposed to 42-year-old pupil.

Yeah, I hope he's a caretaker, because that's the best person in any school.

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