We got way too much show for me to prattle on and on here for a couple of minutes very quickly.

Chiefs fans are upset with Kelsey.

Broncos fans are mad at the officials.

Steelers fans are upset with the defense.

And Bengals fans are upset with the franchise for not protecting the franchise.

Say it ain't so, Joe.

A toe?

Oh, how bungly. Let's get to the show here. Oh, well, fancy pants Joe Burrow may not be playing hurt, but Damashek is. I have a fever of 100.

Let's go, Football Americans.

This episode of Football America is presented as ever by Draft Kings.

Draft Kings, the crown is yours.

We have Jonathan Zaslow and Jeff Schwartz coming at you to break down what we just saw in week two.

The Fuentes brothers have the con as ever in Miami.

There's Bradley up in NYC, your old pal Dave, here in L.A.

Let's start things off right out of the gate with a guy you know as the host of Zasloo show 2.0.

You hear him all the time on the Dan Lebitard show.

What a charmer he is there.

And he's on an ongoing college football tailgate tour for ESPN Radio. It's Jonathan Zaslo. What's happening, fella? Hello, Dave. Thanks for having me on. I'm excited to be here. You saw a gem in Knoxville on Saturday, eh? Oh, man. Those Knoxville, those Tennessee fans, they were so sad. They were shook. You know, the kid, he kicks the field goal to win it at the end. Tennessee was trying to beat Georgia for the first time in nine tries, and the kick had sailed wide right, but the crowd started cheering, and they even did the thing where the stadium flickers the lights, you know, because it means they won the game. But the kick was no good. They thought it was good at first. It was no good. And then, of course, Georgia won. Yeah, that was, that was very sad. I have greater empathy when a college kicker misses one. I don't care if the pro guys do, but I feel real sad when a 19-year-old kid has a hundred teammates looking at. I'm like, you blew it for all of us, chump! You probably don't let him ride home on the bus and all that kind of stuff. And then also, our main man, an offensive lineman for many moons in pro football, now host of Jeff Schwartz is smarter than you. Wouldn't you know it? It's Jeff Schwartz. What's the, what's the haps with you,

fellow?

Well, the thing about college kickers is that they show them on TV for like seven minutes leading up to the kick. In the NFL, they don't do that in the NFL, right? They just, they just don't. They, like, oh, the kicker comes in the game. that he showed that Tennessee kicker for five minutes before the actual kick

the entire, and then, and, the kicker comes in the game. They showed that Tennessee kicker for five minutes before the actual kick. The entire, and then the Notre Dame long snapper, not the longsapper, the holder who dropped the, you know, dropped the snap. They showed him the entire last drive. It would be A&M play, show the holder. A&M play, show the holder.

So in college, they build that suspense.

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