Thank you. Welcome back to nothing personal. It is Friday, September 12th, 2025, Hour 2.

I hope by now you've associated Friday Hour 2 with Matthew Coker.

Our esteemed producer has been with us since day one.

He is nothing personal along with me.

And he joins us to talk about all the things that are pissing him off.

No, I'm just kidding.

Coca, join me, please.

There he is.

I have a question.

Why every time that there's like this simple sort of explanation or something,

like a guy throws a water bottle on the field. Why do you always

have to bring your analogies to like somewhere that it shouldn't be? Like you brought in like

a salt and, dude, it's a water bottle. Like can't we just keep it out of water bottle? No, we cannot.

I would tell you that I appreciate you bring that up,

but that is actually definitionally assault.

You are not allowed to do that.

Now, by the way, a frozen water bottle can kill somebody.

It's a fan throwing a water bottle.

You can just say, hey, don't do that.

But for you, you were like, oh, if you see somebody about to press the nuclear launch bottle. You can just say, hey, don't do that. But for you, you were like, oh, if you see somebody

about to press the nuclear launch button and you don't say anything, it's like, dude, no one's,

no one's in that situation. Like, where are people witnessing these assaults where you're like,

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