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Carl, hey, come here a second.

I want to talk to you about something.

In my role as executor, I've had passed to me a rather worrying piece of paper.

Okay.

And...

Who else knows?

As far as I know, as far as I know, just you and me.

So what are you thinking?

Well, I honestly didn't even want to start thinking until you were here.

I mean, could it, might it just go away? I mean, it might get lost. I hope it doesn't.

But what if your hand goes a little wobbly in the draft takes it away and it gets flushed on a toilet by mistake.

I'm kidding, of course.

No, sure, you're speculating in a comic mode.

Yeah.

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