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The dunza, don't know.

But the truth is, the truth is, is I'm half Mexican, half white. And normally I don't tell people that because nobody likes it. You know, like, if you're half one of ethnicity, half of another, you're not on anybody's team. Like when my white friends find out that I'm also half white,

they look at me like they like they fucking hit a pinata

and a John Mayer CD fell out.

You guys know, like, I don't even speak Spanish.

You guys know in Texas, if you're Hispanic and you don't speak Spanish,

Mexicans will treat you like tacos from Jack in a box, right? Like, they know you're not the real thing.

Alright, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, happy Thursday.

Man, I thought all day yesterday was Thursday.

Went to Eatsies, they didn't have the salmon burger.

No.

No.

No. And we're still going to have to do this slog tomorrow. No. No.

We're still going to have to do this slog tomorrow.

Hi, everybody.

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