Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. No one wants to be called Dumb, but I don't know for whatever reason we felt the need to make this an annual tradition around these parts of K-Rock. It's called the Dumb Off as we celebrate everyone returning to school.

The value of a good education is that one day you may never have to wear a sash that says on it,

Big Dummy.

Is that what we wrote this year on the sash?

Yeah, it says Big Dummy.

And I think this is also just a PSA.

If you do learn things in the school, just try and, you know, remember them.

Right. Because I did great in school and obviously. It doesn't matter. I couldn't even name the three branches of government. No, you couldn't because you're potentially, hold on Vanessa, let's get your mic on. One step away from the big dummy. Both of these contestants in the finals have picked their walk-up music. So let's just go ahead and introduce you to both the contestants that will be battling it out.

Ten questions to determine who is truly the dumbest on the show.

It does come down to Vanessa, who lost round one to Jake, and then Allie had a couple of different tie-breakar rounds,

but she ended up losing over and over again, and that's why she's here.

So representing, Allie did go to college, technically went to, um, musical theater college, so whatever.

His acting school.

Doesn't really count as college. Bachelor of Fine Arts.

But anyway, she played, she went to college and like it was play, like a hobby college, I guess.

It wasn't a hobby college.

So here she is now.

Come to my wedding.

This is the, uh, song she picked for her walk-up music

It is

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