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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Johnny Doesn't Know, Unload Goat and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle,

0:58.5

here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

1:00.6

This is the world famous K. Rock.

1:04.4

Hell yeah. Here we are. Summer hours have officially begun. Welcome to your weekend on a Friday morning. Cline All Show, K Rock, be in a slightly better mood because it is Friday. And for some of you that had to go back to school this week, that includes teachers and students, you really earn this weekend. Enjoy it. While you got it, lots going on all over Southern California all weekend long. And let's go ahead and give you something else to look forward to.

1:28.5

And that is Cage Yellifin at the El Ray.

1:30.2

Only way to get in is to win your tickets. So many people text us. Hey, where can I buy those tickets? I don't see a link to buy the tickets because there is no link. You cannot buy them. You must win your way in. It's a little thing we're doing with the band and you, and you got to be called a 20 right now to get into that show,

1:25.9

and then you get on the standby list to also go see a band called Oasis in New York City with Cage for a second time. Yeah. And stop trying to offer us money for the tickets. We would accept. We can't take it. We would accept. We want to, but we can't legally. I mean, yeah, sure, you could watch the YouTube and tip, I guess, but that's not going to help

2:02.6

you get the tickets.

2:03.6

We've tried. It'll help us. Got to be college 20. Help us feel better about selling our souls every morning here on K. Rock, but still, you got to win the tickets. That's how it goes. So anyway, call it 20. Pick you up in a second. and give you the good news.

1:57.7

This hour on the show,

1:58.9

we're also going to get you into our endless summer barbecue

2:01.7

happening a week from today with Royal Otis.

2:03.4

And all you've got to do. $20. Pick you up in a second, give you the good news. This hour on the show, we're also going to get you into our endless summer barbecue

2:19.5

happening a week from today with Royal Otis. And all you've got to do is battle Johnny and a little Johnny doesn't know action coming up later this morning. It's already been a very eventful day. We've had the Dumb off. Congratulations to Vanessa, who is Queen Dumb. She is the current reigning champion in the world of dumb, and she's not afraid to admit it.

2:17.4

She's wearing her sash very proudly.

2:18.8

But Johnny still will always probably be the show Dummy, and he'll prove that to you coming up a little bit later. For some Johnny doesn't know, which we'll get to later this hour. If you didn't hear it live, Vanessa's speech was very beautiful. Made me cry. Yeah, beautiful speech. She gave a little words of wisdom to all the young boys and girls that are her age.

2:55.7

That... Vanessa's speech was very beautiful. Made me cry. Yeah, beautiful speech. She gave little words of wisdom to all the young boys and girls that are her age that listen to the show.

2:58.6

Let's say hi to someone in Studio City.

2:59.9

Is this little Naz-X?

3:02.9

This is Marisol.

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