The Doug Stanhope Podcast: Nurse Betty pt.2 plus Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool Update

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

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🗓️ 15 September 2013

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Part 2 of Doug's conversation with Bisbee's Nurse Betty (Betty Lindstrom) and this time it's all about her sons, Jason and Gabe. Recorded live at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope, Betty Lindstrom, Jason Lindstrom ESQ. and Chad Shank. Celebrity Death Pool segment featured Jobi and Melissa Holden. Engineered by Seany. Produced by Greg Chaille.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stan Hope podcast.
0:10.0	Alright, this is part two of Nurse Betty, Jason and Gabe Chiamin, the children, the spawn
0:18.7	of the beast of Nurse Betty, and the stories get a kind of weirder.
0:23.3	And uh, well if you didn't hear part one, go back and listen to that shit, or it won't
0:27.6	make sense.
0:29.6	Pass me the lampshade I'm drunk again.
0:35.6	Blue my drug money on a quarter gin.
0:42.6	Well I am a cultured man with tastes discriminating, but I'll settle for a tall glass of anything.
0:54.6	Well am I the only one drinking tonight?
1:01.6	The only one drinking tonight.
1:08.6	Everyone's seeing her vagina.
1:11.6	It's a picture.
1:12.6	Oh, it's a...
1:13.6	Yeah, I haven't seen it.
1:15.6	I mean, totally normal.
1:17.6	Oh, she wasn't on the road.
1:19.6	No, her vagina hung pretty, pretty low.
1:21.6	She had, like, long lips, you see.
1:24.6	It's uncomfortable for a lady to have...
1:27.6	It's like my long balls.
1:28.6	That's why sacks under pants are...
1:30.6	I guess I just never noticed.
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