You're listening to the Dougstand Hope Podcast.

Sweetleaf by Black Sabbath.

Yeah, this actual viral coughing fit that I just made into sweetleaf.

All right, here's this random cold opening to the Betty Lindstrom Podcast live from Busby.

Mayor Betty, aka Nurse Betty.

Well, she was around for the whole mother finale on some level.

And she's a sweet old woman, the Edith bunker of Busby.

She was once called, but she has some fucking skeletons in her closet.

Pass me the lampshade I'm drunk again.

Blue my drug money on a quarter gin.

Well, I am a cultured man with tastes discriminating.

But I'll settle for a tall glass of anything.

Well, am I the only one drinking tonight?

The only one drinking tonight?

Well, you're an old lady.

You're not supposed to know mic control.

I'm technologically challenged, besides.

You see, you're talking off mic.

And now you're slammed it on the floor like you're fucking deaf comedy jam act.

And we're on after a mediocre set that you thought was gold.

We are recording, right?

Yeah.

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