New day, new, you wake your ass only,

straws, straws, it's the Monday,

the fucking gratitude.

Be mine, you listening to May I elaborate?

Daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.

Have you ever been at a restaurant

where you had an amazing ass meal?

I'm ass, it was fucking delicious.

I'm gonna damn complimentary bread or mammatae something.

I love the word complimentary.

We're my favorite words of all time.

Other things to be complimentary, you know what I mean?

There's a whole slew of things that could be complimentary,

but they fucking don't do it.

I'm still a lot of people out there

who call the strip clubs,

we love complimentary lap dances.

I know you would, forgive motherfuckers.

From the complimentary bread, they drop off at your damn table

to the break of mint.

Thanks for that damn dick of the ass, dessert.

They put a whole spread out for your ass.

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