Star Week: Andy Richter

May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Today Andy Richter joins JB Smoove and Miles as we “Reach for the F***ing Stars!” The brilliant comedian and Team Coco family member joins the show to explain how you can start driving your life’s covered wagon into a promising future. Today’s Quote: “Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future. The past is closed and limited; the future is open and free.” – Deepak Chopra (Keep Calm and Carry On Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Reach for the fucking stars. You get to see fuckface all day.
0:05.0	That is deep.
0:06.0	Sorry, did you say fruit roll up toilet paper?
0:09.0	Because it's very confusing right now.
0:11.0	What the fuck is this?
0:12.0	Hold on.
0:13.0	And that's a negative wisdom.
0:14.0	You're listening to me, I elaborate.
0:16.0	Daily wisdom from me.
0:18.0	J.B. Smooth.
0:20.0	Starrowing.
0:26.0	Have you ever lost something and then had to go to a lost and found?
0:29.0	At say a theater or a damn mall or a stadium or some shit like that.
0:35.0	Even rental car places have a lost and found.
0:38.0	Maybe you lost an umbrella or one damn shoe or maybe you even lost your knees or your damn nephew.
0:45.0	I don't know, maybe your ass is just irresponsible.
0:49.0	They already say they got lost.
0:52.0	No, maybe you lost them.
0:56.0	Knowing you, they should have never trusted their damn kids with you any damn way.
1:01.0	Whatever your loss isn't the point.
1:04.0	At some point in our lives, we all eventually find ourselves in the damn lost and found been waiting to be claimed.
1:15.0	You got to think about that, Miles.
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